Masquerading in the streets dressed like a Michael Jackson replica is a sure way to catch anyone’s attention. If that fails, try swinging from a flagpole in the middle of Castries, near the island’s government buildings! There really is never a dull moment with Ecstasy, a notorious working girl who’s more than made her mark on St Lucia’s entertainment scene.
“The only dull moment I have is when I’m sleeping,” she said this week in an interview with the STAR. “They call me the energizer bunny because I never slow down.”
The commercial sex industry and all that comes with it is the furthest thing from being a bed of roses, but even with all the reasons in the world one can think of to be unhappy, Ecstasy is high off life. Despite her profession she’s strict about her decision not to do drugs, but maintains high spirits no matter what.
“Life,” she responds when asked about the root of her happiness. “Look around you, there’s a lot of young girls who cannot be in my position. I’m very energetic and full of life. When I’m out there everyone has to have a great time. If I’m in a bar nobody has to be sad.”
Moments earlier the 26-year-old had materialized at the STAR offices decked in a tight fitting yellow baby-tee, short denim mini skirt and matching geometric print pumps. Her face was carefully made up, hair pulled back into a ponytail and she was a woman on a mission. She was looking for STAR contributor ‘Biky-B!’
Fortunately or not, Small Talk’s most sought after contributor was nowhere to be found! Ecstasy claimed to be an avid reader of the STAR, particularly Small Talk’s local gossip section and figured she was one of last weekend’s hot topics that had to do with an “exotic dancer” flashing her “special ring” to an unsuspecting female at a bar.
“I wasn’t pleased with that and I think it should have been put in a different manner,” she said. “I do have a ring down there, but the thing about the ring didn’t happen. Everyone knows my profession. I don’t think a woman of my standard and my class would go in a bar, put my foot up and show that. All the wild I wild, I don’t think I would do that.”
By now we’ve all heard about the Line Jam ‘flag pole’ incident. Those who weren’t there have very likely seen in photographs the heights Ecstasy can reach in her element. Her “freedom zone”, where she gets a thrill from having all eyes on her, and lives for the way she’s able to ensure everyone around her has a good time.
On her working girl hustle, her party life starts on Wednesday night and ends on Sunday night, during which time she says she hits up all the popular bars on the Rodney Bay strip. She goes about her carefully planned route making all the routine stops, then does it all over again the very same night!
“I love going out and I go bar hopping from one to the next,” she said. “I’m a party animal. A party would not be good if I’m not there.”
But what does it really feel like to have everyone around you looking and attempting to access and analyze you at every moment of the day?
“There are certain people you get a lot of discrimination from, but other people, even the smallest child in my village, Gros Islet when they pass they’d be like, “Mummy look Ecstasy”, “Mommy look the girl on the pole!” “Mommy look Michael Jackson!” I love the publicity and the entertainment.”
“I used to be a stripper,” she revealed. “I cannot say no longer because I got an invitation that I’m considering, to go to a strip club here to entertain the girls, teach them how to dance.”
By her own definition she is “a local performer” and by extension a “tourism worker.”
“I would not call myself a prostitute,” she explains. “Let’s put that in a different bracket. I am considered to be one of the most truthful working girls out there—entertaining and reliable because my clients always come back. I do not consider myself to be a prostitute, get this right. I consider myself to be a tourism worker, because I do not entertain black people. I only entertain white people, or foreigners.”
In a typical day Ecstasy can expect to get calls to “entertain” at any time. “Entertain” because in her words, “it’s not all about the sexual life.”
“I could go and entertain someone by cooking for them with nothing on, going to dinner with them or if they have problems in their relationship I talk to them,” she explains. “These are some of the normal requests I get. Some of the other requests are kinda strange but if I can do it I will. Some of them want to have sex without a condom. My status here is that because of the HIV and AIDS Foundation Alliance we have made a vow not to have unprotected sex in any way. They provide us with everything and you have to keep that status. When clients ask for that I tell them no. Some of them want me to urinate on them. I could do that for them. Some of them even request to have a ‘body feast.’ Some like to be rubbed with oil and others like to be whipped. I’m always prepared for whatever.”
Ecstasy says she’s always wanted to be a stripper. There was a brief moment she considered becoming a dentist, but was turned off by the thought of dealing with stinky breath! So it was full speed ahead to her dreams of becoming a pole dancer.
“When I’m on a pole I feel freedom, I feel light, I feel life,” she said. “Before I would dance on the ropes and I have to say, no one ever taught me to dance. I learnt by myself, with stress as a young girl growing up. I had to put my stress into something. I do not feel fear. I feel a lot of gladness when I’m out there. I know for one I get a lot of publicity when people are watching me once I start climbing the pole and that’s what I’m looking for. I don’t want to be walking and have someone say, “I don’t like that girl.” I want to hear everyone say, “Look at Ecstasy!”
Originally from a nearby Caribbean island, she’s lived in St Lucia almost her entire life. Her progress into the sex industry started when she ran away from her mother’s home at 16.
“I lived in St Lucia from the time I was 14, and started experiencing St Lucia’s “good nature” when I was 16.”
The story of meeting the man who changed her life starts with the line: “Apparently I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
“We met by the market and I went home with him,” she retells. “He took my virginity, locked me in a room and taught me to dance. He didn’t want me to leave. He locked me in the room and gave me drugs. I had never seen drugs in my life. I passed through a window and split.”
With pole dancing dreams still in her head, it didn’t take much to get her into the strip club.
“I went to the strip club at seventeen and started entertaining,” she says. “When I got onstage everyone was saying, “that’s a “special breed”, so I put my all into it and just gave them what they wanted.”
Ecstasy didn’t have pleasant memories of growing up with her mother who raised 12 children on her own.
“That stressed me out,” she said. “I have to say, I grew up in church. I didn’t have a good life when I was young, growing without a father. I’m part of a quadruplet. Sad to say one is in jail, that’s why we migrated here. There’s another one here and the forth, a girl, died at birth. My umbilical cord was around her. It was two boys and two girls but only three survived. I’m closest to my brother in jail. We’re inseparable, right now as he’s in jail it’s kinda . . .” she said breaking off, showing the first hint of real emotion. “I don’t really like to buy tickets, that’s where my clients come forth. I have all kinds of men; all kind of status; I have a white man with a plane. If I want to travel today, I say darling what you doing, can I travel? He takes me to see my brother.”
Ecstasy had a firm stance on the issue of legalizing prostitution; she did not think it should be done.
“It’s not about legalizing, but the matter about security in it,” she elaborated. “You don’t want to legalize to say okay, everyone can prostitute because you’re going to find the youngest child on the road doing it. Right now there’s already a problem on the strip where young girls, some just 15 years old come and have sex for EC$50. I don’t want it to be legalized. It needs to be done in a way where you can do it, but know how you’re doing it. You don’t want it to be too free up. We’re looking for security and the discrimination to stop.”
Then came the unexpected revelation.
“Even I was raped by foreigners,” she disclosed. “When I went to the police I had endless blood on my clothes instead the officer ask me if I’m okay he’s like, “Did you enjoy the sex?” This is what we want to stop. If you legalize that you’re going to find more of the girls robbing the fellas, that’s where we have the problem. I haven’t gotten a business in six months, prospective clients are afraid to go around us.”
On a good day, particularly on a Friday night Ecstasy can pick up at least nine clients.
“It would have to be a good night, especially on a holiday Friday,” she says. “On the weekdays there’s less business and more clients who want company and not really sexual
action. They want you to go out and dance with them, come over and give them a massage.”
But how on earth could any woman deal with having sex with nine men in one night?
“Darling, as a woman it’s not too much for the body,” Ecstasy laughed. “You have to know how to do it because even if someone is paying you, you’re not going to have that person riding you like a horse. You have to know your mind and know how to do it.”
Her shameless secret?
“Tease the fellas first, make sure they’re on the brink of just poppin’ it, and then you do your stuff!
“I put myself in a different bracket from so many of those other women,” she said as our fiery interview winded down. “If I go with someone my price is from US$300 upward for an hour. When I go with you I want to entertain you. I’m not going to leave out anything. I dance for you, run around your house naked, give you the whole full speed, finish going down on you and entertain you sexually. Everything we do we do it protected, I’m always packing,” she says patting her handbag for added effect.
Ecstasy sets the record straight!
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Another VICTIM of society’s ills. How could todays MEN (BLACK or WHITE) respect our beautiful skinned sisters, when they are easily submissive sexually, with NO self control and for money???
God made you in his OWN image and likeness, therefore THE BODY should be of SACRIFICE as the TEMPLE of THY GOD!
When the SPIRIT of a man or woman is increasingly WEAK,the MIND and THE BODY follows! Weak minded women make their body the TEMPLES of Man’s pleasure rod!
Welcome to the 21st Century where we human beings come to ACCEPT and TOLERATE EVERYTHING.THE TIME IS NEAR WHEN SOCIETY WILL ACCEPT AND TOLERATE EVERYTHING BAD. THIS IS WHERE PERSECUTION AND THE ANTICHRIST COME IN
The Antichrist is really in believing in God. That monster had to be created in order to keep your little mind frozen in fear with God as your solution. Prostitution is here to stay, it has always been part of humanity, by making it illegal you give it a black-market value which adds to the cost. Since love is derived from money and biology, it means that in a way we are all involved in prostitution in some way or another.
“The Antichrist is really in believing in God” These BLUNT words are that of the FOOLISH and BLIND. Only FOOLS embrace such reckless word. Botox I take it that you are a conceited and proud Atheist!
For you there is NO GOD. That everything that happens around us just HAPPENS as a matter of UNKNOWN MAGIC!
Its FOOLS like YOU that give rise to the Antichrist to ROLL all up and down your A**!!!
Gay tolerance, phornication and adultry at its highest peak, Murder, ACCEPTANCE of PROSTITUTION in society, child molestation, sodomy, RAPE, Blasphemy, descration of the Word of God—all these are at an increased level. Remember Sodom and Gommorah!
We will cry for a God sooner or later!
LionofJudah!:
To start with I could not careless about the atheist part of the conversation since God is a non issue, or better yet a fantasy. Now, all those destructive things you mentioned are one side of every human, your self discovery in non judgement way is the only hope for society. If your life is controlled by fear it means that you are still asleep and are always reacting to situations. If you were awake it would mean that there is no fear and you are now responding instead of reacting. God keeps all his followers asleep, well people keep themselves asleep when they are stuck in a belief system.
“Some just 15 years old come and have sex for EC$50″ Black Market value?
“Since love is derived from money and biology, it means that in a way we are all involved in prostitution in some way or another.”
Are you serious? Love is derived from money. I can’t believe what I’m reading.
Yes my Nubian Queen preach on. It’s sad to see the sister go this route. The Wille Lynch sindrome runs deep she can only find her salvation in the White Man. Not going to condem the sister still too much for the oldest profession in the world, she doing what she likes and to survive, nuff of them of so called “higher class” will sell or have sold it too for the right price.
the time is not near ,we are already in it all the way.the gays rule the world big time.jah guide us
The first sentence of the first comment should have set the pace for response to this article. I think the article simply is a revalation of a sad, dejected life. A person who tells herself that tourists are white people and that’s heaven to her, is so lost she does not know she is lost. And no, she did not choose a life of prostitution; it was chosen for her by the first adult who kidnapped her, treated her badly and set her on a wild chase to search for the self esteem he robbed her of. The sad part is she does not understand it becausse no one has helped her to. The comments I have read here are testimony that she will not get help in you readers.
You discus me, what a shame it is for you to talk that way with such pleasure. I see you are not a Lucian National, is Immigration doing anything about your status? As a black woman myself, I am heartbroken that you think what you are doing is a good thing. You running away from home at such a young age, where the hell were your parents who was suppose to protect you. Other people don’t turn to tricks like you have for money. Most girls would use their sad teenage hard-life and make something good out of their life. You are a disgrace to black women.
Sherry your views are spot on!! I am in total agreement.
I had a very hard difficult teenage life of lots of misfortunes and I used all my misfortunes and made a good life for myself. If I had turned to tricks like you, I would never be able to look back and be happy with my achievements and life that I have today. This story should be the one to have Immigration ship you back to where ever the hell you came from. Useless, no ambition, easy money maker like you that’s making our once beautiful country what it is today. Immigration need to perform clean out in these clubs that a low life like you go to. GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR COUNTRY and go back to yours and spread your nasty diseases and whatever else you have to offer. Get some lotion 4 ur…
Sherry you talk like you are a nun, (really should be spelt “None”, meaning no sex). I hate to wake you of your xenophobic bliss but St. Lucia has a high concentration of Jammets in the bomb business. Life is not about achievements, life is about living your life and letting other people live theirs.
Damn Botox, well said! This young woman is straight forward and has the balls to put her stuff/baggage out there. The difference here is that most of us think as long as we’re not getting paid $ for sex, it’s not prostitution. Sherry is oblivious! After thi young lady gets deported, we could get the rest of the world to deport the illegal Lucians out of their country, maybe this will help Sherry get her sweet paradise back.
you not condeming the locals who doing the same thing AS IF TO SAY is only foreigners doing this. (Chooops) She is the only one bold enough to go behind Rick Wayne Paper with her story.
Oh please BlackQueenEthiopia_theStrong! One has a right to do with their bodies as they see fit. Gimme a break with the Christianity excuse already. Men will still pay for Ectasy’s services whether its illegal or not. And here in St. Lucia every other female is a working girl. You take them out on a date one night and they all over you for money afterwards. Don’t act surprised
You make $300 US an hour and you are such a HOT MESS? Wow….I wonder how much you will have to make to get some lotion for your skin, including taking care of your crusty feet, taking care of that bad weave job you have in your hair and buying yourself some proper make-up and clothing. You should be ashamed of yourself walking into a well establish newspaper in such a MESS. RUN along to your COUNTRY and GET OUT OF OURS. Worthless LOSER!
sherry not all women think like u, sometimes the education u had she didn’t, or couldn’t get, u may have had some sort of help along the way or an opportunity u capitalised on, don’t go bashing on some one cuz of their choice of profession. U know Part of her story not all of it, There are women in positions today who slept their way to the top she’s just BOLD and REAL enough to talk about hers.
he who is of no sin cast the first stone, and then shall we criticize and send Ecstasy to the bottomless pit, madam sherry ah take your time i hope i dont hear you looking for STAR contributor ‘Biky-B!
@Anonymous…if she’s making so much money, then she should be able to put herself through school. Does she have to be a prostitute all her life?
Sherry, sound very jealous. The world is run on sex, so stop complaining and go get laid somewhere.
It’s ok Sherry….you sound like a sore loser. Wonder what you’re contributing to your sweet country. Realize there’s something called “free will.” Let it go already and move on. If you’re in a relationship you’ve participated in some form of prostitution, so give your fingers a break….
Oh Sherry! Money does not buy class!
only GOD can Judge and here we all are guilty of it. When you point one finger at ecstacy three are leveled back at you so make sure you hands are clean.
You can’t walk in someone’s shoes unless you’ve been there from the beginning june. Stop being closed minded.. I am not saying that this is the best thing to do with your life Ecstasy but prostitution is everywhere…Some women feel comfortable like this is the only way to earn a living when really its not but guess what they do not know better….This is the choice she made for her life….Everyone knows her story but only she can tell it. Learn that. Who are we to judge.. All sins are the same.
You can kill someone with them hard ass legs if you wrap it around them. I think you should name yourself “Bath Salt” not Estacy. Set lisi ne bagay we i’m cracking up thanks St. Lucia star for making my day.
The sad thing about this whole thing is that they actually published this story in our local NEWSPAPER. this information didnt better any of us. rather than to bring down our reputation internationally we fail to realize that not only st lucians read this paper. actually it was friends who were overseas that put me on to this article. how does this make st lucia look?
Get a life! Close minded naive response to an article that portrays what really goes on in society. Sorry, not sure where you’ve been but life in St.Lucia isn’t a bed of roses and no one gives a rat’s posterior how this article makes St.Lucia look. Continue being the news police & keep contributing all the great things you seem to possess.
What saddens me is you “UNNN”. You are one of those who wants to believe St. Lucia has no problem and the ills of society should stay in the shadows. Prostitution has always been here and it not going any where but for people like you if we don’t talk about it then it never happened. What a way to live, by lies, lies, lies. If you dont like it say that but don’t play it off like it has no place in our little world in St. Lucia cause it does. Prostitution NEEDS to be controlled and making it illegal will not stop or control it
That’s right tell them I don’t know why people geting so bent out of shape St Lucia is no Little House On The Prairie, all over the Caribbean at any tourist hot spots you can find prostitutes. Everyone down there knows the town Jammet. Every modern day city has a little red light district, in Hollywood they are called “High Class Escorts” forget about good old 42nd Street in New York. Lucian’s forget when Vieux-Fort was Vieux-Fort ask THE ELDERS that’s how I’m learning a vast amount of info. That’s why when you ask some of them what is their origin they start off with my mother/grandmother is St Lucian but my father/grandfather was so and so, those good old Army Boys.
this young lady has sold a preety good story about her life, however i am of the opinion tht there is more to it. prostitution is considered an age old profession but i disagree i think its the women who remain dependant on their husbands or boyfriends an raise children is the age old profession. i am spiritual i dont agree with her choices but i respect it , everyone has different strengh level and cope with life situations differently. so for tye majority of persons here to bring the bible words into this piece ( which are true) teh bible also says judge ye not for thy same measure will be used to judge u! the woman should be commended for entertaining tourists
if i had a way i would legalize prostition, we hve so many grown ( old men) taking advantage of school girls for peanut skins an credits or cheap spandex material,which is illegal , but we dont hear about tht do we , u hav teenage pregnancy which is rampant ( remember the triple homicide at bocage?surrounding the teenage mother? shouldnt the parents be held accountable for allowing under age sex of a minor? ” Prostitution can start in soo many different ways,( sex in exchange for monitory contributions or items is prostitution )
My fellow small minded St.lucians WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE. Prostitution has been around us for decades its just getting more sophisticated, whether you legalize it or not remember it takes two to tango. If someone wants to sell their body let them, who are you to judge? Morally its not any worse than sleeping with someone else’s husband.Look at it this way, some give it up for free others sell it, buy at your own risk!
Commercial sex St lucian style .If it gets controlled by outsiders then we would be in for some …read plenty…. trouble.I certainly do not advocate the importation of foreign girls to engage in what should remain a very local and caribbean and very roots enterprise,nor do i advocate foreign or by proxy control of the local love scene.
Look out for parts 3,4,5 6 of In defence of Prostitutes and Jabals er if I send them in anyway.I wrote them so long ago,just haven’t edited them.In the mean time happy(not the drug) ecstasying.
i say to each his own…..if that what makes you happy girl do what you do best,some of us like to judge ppl and we dont take a look at our own life and self…..sherry is a very jealous b**** and she is upset that she isnt as happy as the girl is
First off BOTOX, I have read most of your GHETTO comments on lots of post on the Star. I think you have some serious issues going on in your life for you to even read the TRASH this girl had to say and think I would be JEALOUS or need to be LAID. I’m a happily married woman and I make the decision as to when that happens.Think again, I can NEVER be jealous of such a disgusting life. My main concern is that this PROSTITUTE thinks there’s nothing wrong in this life she’s living. I’m a very PROUD LUCIAN living in US and I understand the issues about education, hard-times and all, but I can’t respect people who makes excuses for such behavior. So BOTOX back the hell off and stop condoning…
It’s shamefull for the Star Newspaper to report or inform us of this “Ecstasy” person. This is not a story for a news paper. Why don’t you report stories of young, ambitious St Luicans who achieve and performs exceptionally well in education. Our young and upcoming doctors and engineers. Not on poles dancer and prostitutes.
Upon reading Ecstasy’s story I feel terrible for her misfortunes in life, but she also said she grew up in church. She should go back to the church she grew up in and ask for help. This young woman is screaming for help.
this article gave me a boner lolllllllllllllll
Boms been Exploding in the town of Castries for well over 50yrs. The jammets & wabins would pass the police on the wharf & go into the war ships & cable ships.
please note people, i don’t agree with what she calls her profession, however it’s her choice! I am in total DISAGREEMENT with her wanting some sort of security measure put in place for her and others of that profession! at what cost? who pays for it? she needs a wake up call! persons who work and pay taxes do not have security provided for them. With the kind of money she claims she earns, she should be more than able to provide her with adequate security!!
St.Lucians, obviously this is a touchy subject that requires further deliberation so can we please start to have some objective arguments that that are not steeped in religious moralism or focus on supposed degradation of the black race by the actions of one woman? So many augments here have no basis other than “its bad because God so” and anyone who proposes secular reasoning is seen as a fool or blind to a higher power. The religious dogma that we were fed in our youth now serves only to impede our mental and social progression; it is now time to wake up. There is no antichrist, the only apocalypse that is coming stems from ignorance. Let the hate filled replies come in to prove my…
“The religious dogma that we were fed in our youths impedes our mental and social progression…”
I am reading this and I am baffled to see HOW MANY FOOLISH VIRGINS this world has indeed! To find RIGHT for something that is WRONG in society is just a cheap shot, just to justify the INTENSE EVIL in this world. WE become a people in defense of EVIL in this world. Nostradamus was right when he said that in the future the poles would be shifted from POSITVE to NEGATIVE…meaning more and more people would justify EVIL doings!!!
You could justify GAY, SODOMY, PROSTITUTION,HOOKERY, TRANSGENDERY give it positive image all you want. But sometimes Peter pay for Paul. HIV/AIDS JUSTIFIES!
Thank you for proving my point. Simply because I am able to voice my opinions from a secular view point im foolish and inexperienced? Isnt it sad that you read my comment and still responded EXACTLY as I said…again, religious dogma.
You speak of these great evils but still provide no indication as to how they are detrimental to our society and your basis is the vague predictions of Nostradamus… not a good argument. I didnt say that prostitution was correct, I simply said lets discuss it outside of a religious context but again your views are to skewed to see anything that challenges you sweet little world of faith based moralism.
Aids justifies “DeGeneral”….really ? Are you one of those idiots who believes that everyone who gets infected by the disease is deserving of it?
“That Guy’s” comment hit the nail on the head of the problem which plagues the caribbean population. Man made religious constructs breeding nothing but hate for people that dont affect you directly. Let gays love who they love, let pleasure houses thrive. How does this affect you if you’re not part of it directly? Nothing but hate from you bible breathers.
DeGeneral you have just proven his point by immediately relinquishuing your ability to argue independently and instead base your thoughts on a supposed holy text. If you had instead read what he said carefully you would realize that he didn’t say he approved of her behaviour. All he said was that, in order for us to discuss sensibly, we need to be able to distance ourselves from the indoctrination of our childhood and form our own opinions, with our own logic.
You are right in one thing though: Peter does pay for Paul. By denying others fair treatment through “God’s word” we are preventing our nation from moving forward. Hell, we even tend to create words like “hookery” and…
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
— Epicurus, philosopher (c. 341-270 BCE)
We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes
While I am not an anthiest, its good to see someone in here providing a good empirical agrument.
love it!
Sherny sounds like you and this PROSTITUTE are in the same line of work….BRAVO….another one at work on her BACK! I do contribute plenty to my country by visiting each year and staying at top hotels in my country LOSER! I also have parents that don’t want for a thing because I make it my duty that they receive 5 barrels a year. So yes, you USELESS B, these are my contributions to my SWEET COUNTRY and it’s USELESS LOSERS like you I probably have to look out for from snatching my purse when I walk in Castries. I have never found myself in a position like you put it, but then again you should know better because it sounds like this is all you have done to yourself and people’s kids.
It is up to her what she does with her life. As long as we teach our children differently and we are there for them. Maybe she had no one there for her and she is seeking love and attention.Oh and money..lol
A simple test to determine whether or not her lifestyle is a model for others. Would you like YOUR sister or mother engaged in her kind of activities?
I dont see anything wrong with that so long as she is protecting herself and not spreading any disease.
Most people would have slept/sex multiple partners in their life times. The numbers are not the same but the effect is same.
am sure if she was giving it free nobody will complain.
Ecstasy I feel truly sorry for you….I will pray that you can see yourself in a better way. God loves you but you have got to change your lifestyle sister.
i can remember when a lot of lucian women used to go to barbados and sell their bodies.travel by the stella S,that how people like sherry get to be educated if your mommy had told you the truth ….
I am looking for work right now, Dose she need a pimp, I only want a small ten percent of all profits and with that full protection. and i will wear my purple and black and red versace suits,and clark shoes
The Prostitution industry is now becoming a very very lucrative business, i was just wondering should I invest my monies in a condom factory, you know job creation for all who have national vocational quatification`s and Degree`s in rubber making level fouth, oh yes lets check out soho to latin america to the borders of china instead of investing in stock markets that crash,letz invest in the prostitution industry we keep the nation in work all year round,